My funniest jokes
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17-04-2007 03:16PM
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I have to Laugh a lot.
Published at
17-04-2007 03:16PM
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Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing double. Take a seat, please. Which one?
Here's one for you Polly: Q: How do you start a teddy bear race? A: Ready, teddy, go! Or what about: What do you get if you all sit under a cow? A pat on the head! :-) Brod.
Got something for u too Polly : Q: Where do snowmen keep their money ? A: In Snow Banks.
Another one, Q: Whats brown and sticky? A: A stick!!
Brod: How did you manage to get a black eye?
Felix: You see that tree in the playground?
Brod: Yes.
Felix: Well, I didn't.
Doctor, doctor I keep losing my memory
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny
Q: (from Felix) What do you call a three legged donkey? A: A wonky!
Q: When do dogs go "moo!"?
A: When they are learning a new language.
Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a Rabbit hole? A: Hot cross bunnies.
Polly, do you know that i needed to try 3times to put my pic in..But I got it now.:)
Polly....where have you been? Miss your jokes.
Here's a joke from David:
What do you get if you cross old potatoes with lumpy mince?
School Dinners
Q: How many sides does a house have?
A: Two. An inside and an outside.
Brod...why do the horses need a blinker on?
I don't know Esti, why do horses need a blinker on?
Otherwise they're gonna wink girls on the street....:P
Q: What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
Not really a joke... but made me smile this morning:
"Yes, I had an accident, because I did not remember that in front of the car there was the wall," she admitted demurely. -Actress Estelle Skornik recalls filming her 1990s Renault adverts
There is this really old one:
Q. What kind of key opens a banana?
A. A monkey!
true!!!
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers
Q: What breaks when you say it?
A: Silence!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office
Q: Where does a monkey cook his toast?
A: Under a gorilla!
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.'' The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite. The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom. He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.'' The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
Q: What wobbles when it flies?
A: A Jelly-Copter.
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
(If you don't get this, look here)
A man walked into the doctors and said I keep thinking that I am a moth.The doctor said you told me that yesterday andI told you to go and see a psychiatrist. The man said I was just on my way there and I noticed your light was on.
A woman walked into a shop and asked-Is that a sheeps head in the window?. And the butcher answered, No a mirror.
Where does Dracula keep his savings? In the blood bank.Polly.
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